14th May - Er, no.

'Mummy, can I have those cars?'
'What cars?'
'The ones in the box.'
'No.'
'But they're only the little ones.'
'No.' 
'But they are ok to play with.'
'No.'
'But they're not the precious ones.'
'No.'
'But Mummy, please, I won't break them.'
'No.'
'I only want to...'
'No.'
'You're so unfair.'

Later that day...

'Daddy, can I have the little Red Bull cars.'
'No.'
'But they're not the ones on stands, they're only in boxes.'
'No.'
'Pleeeeeeassseee Daddy.'
'Alright then, but if you break them...'

Meanwhile, Mum is downstairs with supersonic hearing.

'I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

'Mum says no.' 

'You're both so mean.  You're the worst parents ever.'  Stomp, stomp, stomp.

Yeah...  Til tomorrow x